w00 h00! u heard it rite ppls, i'm now..... vice-president of IT Club... wahahahahahahahahahax!!!! yes... now tt i'm in a position of power, i shall initiate my straight push to throne manuever.... wait.... pai seh..... tt's for dota... ok, lemme try again. i shall initiate farming manuever. wait.... tt's oso for dota.... meh! hmm..... lemme initiate.... global dominance manuever! aha! tt's teh correct one!

so let's see.... wad do i nid to do to achieve global dominance... hey, tt's a tricky subject ok... see so many evil dictators haf died due to poor judgement/planning and kena raped by foreigners. see saddam hussein, kena raped by bush cos he nt subtle enuff. zhi jie chiong out say, "i got oil! i torture ppl! come and get me u n00bs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone", then of course la, tio pwnt abt 500 million times over. so no, i shall nt be so obvious as to reveal my plans for global dominance. take a look at this webby --> http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html, where it teaches how to destroy teh world. now, tt's an example of wad i DO NOT, repeat ***D-O- -N-O-T*** wan to achieve. i wan to... err... pwnz0rz teh entire world... yeapz, pwnz0rz.

lyk i said abv, i'm now in a position of power, now i jst nid to abuse it subtlely, den things will be lyk ying ren er jie, everything settle itself, within 500 milleniums, i shd be able to control teh world, or teh world will end, whichever comes 1st. how do i plan to abuse this power? 1st, i shall... slack. yeapz, simplest thing to do is to slack and pass on everything to teh members. of course la... my testimonial will haf nth on it except tt i veri pro@ordering ppl arnd but heck, i can make ppl say nice things abt mi when i rule teh world. for now... i muz power-level, farm gold, buy 1337 items, unlock all skill trees, participate in....... wait.... y am i playing Real Life™ lyk an RPG?!?!! Real Life™ is, ffs, and RTS!!!

w00t... let's now play Real Life™ the right way, nVidia, the way it's meant to be played. it'll nid much microing, and in tt aspect, i'll haf to learn frm jeremy (www.purepwnage.com), who micros lyk pro. 1st i'll nid to build a base, my base of operations. perferaly it'll be somewhere where enemies cannot come and ka jiao. underground is no longer safe, since they haf bunker buster bombs which will totally pwn n00b wannabe dictators who build their base underground. no... i'll nid to build my base 20000 leagues under the sea... it kinda r0x, dun u think? to be able to see teh fishies swimming arnd as u work, why, u dun even nid a fish tank to hlp u de-stress (u do know rite, tt taking over teh world is a stressful job). it'll haf facilities lyk... research labs, where i research on mind control technology, oso haf research labs, where i research on subliminal messaging, oso haf money factory, where i can print legit counterfeit money to buy teh entire world. hmmx.... wad else do i nid.... oh! desalination plant to desalinate seawater XD i'll oso nid a place to grow food, altho i can always make a dimension-traveller to travel to another dimension to get food, or make a teleporter to teleport to other planets/countries to get food, or i can zhi jie farm fishies for food. or i can jst convert one of my labs to produce food pills or sth. who cares abt food when u gt a world to take over, rite? it's lyk, if i remove all teh food in teh world to my underwater base, they'll haf to surrender to mi, rite? wait... wtf, i jst tot of tt great idea lol! take over teh world while at teh same time feeding myself, r0x0rz!!!!1

ok, where do i get this money... i can abuse my vice-president position to extort $$ frm teh secretary/treasurer, budden she'll know tt i'm planning to take over teh world. this is bad, so... i shall abuse my vice-president position to make her obey my orders! hah! now tt's gg pwnt :D:D:D abit of snag tho... there's onli less than 3k in teh club fund, nt even enuff to buy myself teh toppest-of-the-line comp lor... i might nid to whip up abit of magic to.. u know... 'grow the money'..... but..... wtf! crapz0rz! i tok so much nonsense, when i can actually use magic to control teh entire world! wah piang...... waste time waste effort waste money la..... i shall now start messing arnd wif spell components and chants to come up wif my world-controling spell, zZz~



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